Jenny: I was walking in last night ‘cause I forgot my homework and I saw….
(Teacher comes in)
Teacher: Jenny, is there something you would like to share with us?
Jenny: Yes, actually there is
Teacher: Mmmmmm
(Jenny stands in front of the class)
Jenny: Ladies and…… Ladies and Gentlemen! I have something to share. Last night I forgot my homework in school and I had to come pick it up and you’ll never believe what I saw. I saw a girl with an ax in her head and she was really pale and her head was hanging on her shoulder, almost chopped off and…..
(Teacher taps Jenny)
Teacher: Not to be rude, but that’s simply absurd!
Jenny: But, I….
Teacher: That’s enough
(Jenny and teacher continue arguing while the light focuses on another character)
(the lady Jenny was talking about, enters)
Lady: Hiiiii!
Students and Teacher: AHHHHHHH!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment